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Joke Topic - 'Eagles'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Eagles'.


It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

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A bird that lays down.


What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.


How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.

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A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.

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How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.


What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.


Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

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