Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bear
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
Sing
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Frankenstein
How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
A Married Man
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
Civil Servants
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Ducks
What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
Nice
What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.