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Joke Topic - 'Eagles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Eagles'.

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It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.


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Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Firefly

What did one firefly say to the other one?
Got to glow now.
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Work

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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