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Joke Topic - 'Eagles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Eagles'.

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It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.


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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
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A Married Man

A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

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