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Joke Topic - 'Eagles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Eagles'.

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It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.


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What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Marble

My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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