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Joke Topic - 'Eagles'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Eagles'.

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It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
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Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.


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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Dog

What is a baby dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-Cola.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Horse

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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Computers

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.

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