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Joke Topic - 'Eagles'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Eagles'.
It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
It was a bird of pray.
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Bear
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
Winnie the Moo.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
A bird that lays down.
Sing
What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Keep singing until you find the right key.
Frankenstein
How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.
He bolted it down.
A Married Man
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.
Civil Servants
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Ducks
What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
They quack up.
Nice
What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Robert Burns.
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