Joke Topic - 'Eagles' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Eagles'.

It is tough to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.

Why did the eagle sit on top of the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

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His ski lift doesn't go to the top of the mountain.

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.

Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know, and neither does she.

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!

What did the blonde say to the physicist?
Why, I just
love
nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?

What do you call a man who can complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?