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Joke Topic - 'Dynamite'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dynamite'.


What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.

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What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.


Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.


Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.


Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.

Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.

King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.


Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

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