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Joke Topic - 'Dynamite'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dynamite'.

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What do you get if you cross a stick of dynamite with the white of an egg?
A boom-meringue.


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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Vegetarians

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Dieting

Diet doctor: a man whose patients are wearing thin.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Scotsmen

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

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