Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - D / Joke Topic - Dvd Players - 1

Joke Topic - 'Dvd Players'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dvd Players'.

$text4

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
$text4

Horse

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.
$text4

Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"
$text4

Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
$text4

Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
$text4

Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
$text4

Cows

What do cows do when they're introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
$text4

Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
$text4

Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!

This is page 1 of 1