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Joke Topic - 'Dvd Players'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dvd Players'.


How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

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It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.


Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.


Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.


Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.


Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.


Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport


Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

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