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Joke Topic - 'Dvd Players'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dvd Players'.
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
He presses the paws button.
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Dishwasher
My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
Pigs
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
A piiig.
Bees
What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
Bee-witched.
Judge
The judge said to the dentist: "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"
Skeletons
Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
Soup
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Dogs
What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
101 Dull-matians.
Baby
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Because it always has a rattle.
Dentist
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
His drill slipped.
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