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Joke Topic - 'Dvd Players'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dvd Players'.

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How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.


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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Snowmen

Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
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Judges

Why are judges good at tennis?
They serve in the court.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Elephants

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.
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Boat

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
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Married

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

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