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Joke Topic - 'Dvd Players'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dvd Players'.


How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

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Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.


Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!


Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."

Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

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