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Joke Topic - 'Dvd Players'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dvd Players'.

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How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Calendar

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.
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King Arthur

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!
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Dentists

Did you hear about the movie which features a dentist who travels backwards and forwards in time?
It's called "Plaque to the Future."
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.

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