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Joke Topic - 'Ducks' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Ducks'.
What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
You get a Christmas quacker.
What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backward.
A duck flying backward.
What goes 'quick, quick'?
A duck with the hiccups.
A duck with the hiccups.
What happens when ducks fly backward?
They quack up.
They quack up.
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
Count Quackula.
What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
Safe quackers.
What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
At the quack of dawn.
Where do the eggs come from if a farmer has two eggs for breakfast every morning but doesn't own any chickens or get them from anyone else?
From his ducks.
From his ducks.
Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
The ductor.
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.