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Joke Topic - 'Duck'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.

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The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Checkers

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Lawyers

What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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