Joke Topic - 'Duck'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.

The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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Repent

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Marion.
Marion, who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure.

Joe: My pig has lost his voice.
Jake: Really. I bet he is upset?
Joe: Oh yeah, he's disgruntled!

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Man Denies He Committed Suicide

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door

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