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Joke Topic - 'Duck'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?


"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.

Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.


Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.


Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe


How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

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