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Joke Topic - 'Duck'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda who?
Soda you.


What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...


Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.


What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.


What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.


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Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.

The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.


Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

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