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Joke Topic - 'Duck'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'


Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.


My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!


What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.


Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.


Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.


What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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