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Joke Topic - 'Duck'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.


The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.


Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.


What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.


First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.


Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first fright.


Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.


What's a good example of a missed opportunity?
A bus-load of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat.


30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter


Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.

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