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Joke Topic - 'Duck'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.

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The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Baseball

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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Restaurants

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?
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Grandchildren

Do you have any grandchildren?
No, all my children are just ordinary.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Tax

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

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