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Joke Topic - 'Duck'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.

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The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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The Lottery

Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow's winning lottery numbers?
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Possessed

"You have reached 555-5678, DIAL-A-DEMON. At the sound of the tone you will be possessed."
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Girlfriends

Last night my girlfriend said that I am a great wit.
Well, she's half right.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

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