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Joke Topic - 'Duck'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Duck'.

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The price of duck feathers has just been increased.
This means that now even down is up.
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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Ugly

What is big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.
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Wives

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.

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