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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Hotel
Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
Blondes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
She threw it off a cliff.
Baseball
Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
Because they both need batters.
Teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Aunties
How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
Send her to the North Pole.
Retiring
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Accountant
Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.
Fly
If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
Breed
What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
A shampoodle!
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