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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.


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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Drunk

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Ghosts

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?
They only run a skeleton service.
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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.

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