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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.


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Death

Death is hereditary
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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Hired

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
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Dogs

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

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