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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Soccer
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Scarf
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
Ice Cream
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
Uncles
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Soap
Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
Robber ducks.
Knock Knock
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
The London Marathon
Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
Scottish
What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
I'm fir you.
Stamps
How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
12
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