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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Death
Death is hereditary
Girlfriends
What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
You light up my life.
Hired
Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Baaaa Humbug.
Daughters
Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
Coffee
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
Sheep
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
A wet blanket.
Get Lost
I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.
Dogs
Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
Little Boy: No, just puppies!
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