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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Friends

What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Strawberries

Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Experts

Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.

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