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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.


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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Scarf

What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Uncles

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12

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