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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.

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Death is hereditary


What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.


Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?


Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.


What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.

Get Lost

I never get lost - everyone tells me where to go.


Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

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