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Joke Topic - 'Drummers'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drummers'.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Doctors
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
I can't believe that!
Teachers
Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
Looney-versity.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
Friends
What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!
Mum and Dad!
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
Strawberries
Why were the strawberries crying?
Because they were in a jam!
Because they were in a jam!
Politicians
Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
Experts
Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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