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Joke Topic - 'Drowned'


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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.


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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Frogs

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Cannibals

Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."
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The World

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