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Joke Topic - 'Drowned'


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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.


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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Kitten

What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Flies

What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

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