Joke Topic - 'Drowned'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drowned'.

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.

What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?
This is a stickup!

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?

Did you hear about the prisoner who talked very slowly?
He took twentyfive years to finish a sentence.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.

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