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Joke Topic - 'Drowned'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drowned'.


Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.


How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.


What do you call a glove for a baby cat?
A kitten mitten.


Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice


Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!


How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.


Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.

Santa Claus

Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

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