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Joke Topic - 'Drinking' - 10 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Drinking'.
After a police officer has stopped a driver for speeding, he tells him to get out of the car. He looks the man over and says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice that your eyes are a little bloodshot." Have you had a drink?
The man gets angry and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
3>The man gets angry and says, 'Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
1>Bob only drinks to steady his nerves. The other night, he got so steady that he couldn't move.
2>Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah, don't.
1>Noah, don't.
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.
2>I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.
I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
1>I keep trying to write a song about drinking, but I just can't get past the first few bars.
2>If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
1>John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
1>Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Old drinkers never die.
They just get plastered.
1>They just get plastered.