Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - D / Joke Topic - Dress - 1

Joke Topic - 'Dress'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dress'.


Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics


A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you should never press your luck.


Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.


What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni


Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.


Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

This is page 1 of 1