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Joke Topic - 'Dress'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dress'.

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Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.


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What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
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What do you call a teletubby who's been robbed?
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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture.

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