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Joke Topic - 'Dress'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dress'.

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Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.


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Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
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When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
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An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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