Joke Topic - 'Dress'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dress'.

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.

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Girlfriends

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.

Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

You know you're having a bad day when - You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night ....and there aren't any.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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