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Joke Topic - 'Dress'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dress'.
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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