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Joke Topic - 'Dreaming' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dreaming'.
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
You know, I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yogurt and sour cream - she simply buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a few minutes.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yogurt and sour cream - she simply buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a few minutes.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
What do male sheep sing at Christmas?
Ewele-tide Carols!
Ewele-tide Carols!
Catch
What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.
A passing remark.
Men
Why is it hard to locate sensitive, caring, attractive men?
They all have boyfriends.
They all have boyfriends.
Economists
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
Cannibals
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
Breath
Halitosis is better than no breath at all
Musicians
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Teachers
Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
Christmas
What is a hairdresser's favorite Christmas carol?
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'
'Oh comb all ye faithful.'