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Joke Topic - 'Dreaming' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dreaming'.
When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
2>You know, I don't know what I'd do without my mother-in-law - but it's nice dreaming about it.
I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yogurt and sour cream - she simply buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a few minutes.
3>I mean, she's not ugly - it's just that when she makes up, the lipstick crawls back down the tube.
She's found a new cheap way of making yogurt and sour cream - she simply buys a bottle of milk and stares at it for a few minutes.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Golf
Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
2>Wives
Customer: I'd like a pair of stockings for my wife.
Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
2>Storekeeper: Sheer?
Customer: No, she's at home.
Cheese
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
2>Blood
I was supposed to work in the blood lab, but they told me I wasn't the right type for the job.
2>Witches
What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.
2>a twitch.
Boxers
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
2>When he is seeing stars!
Experts
Experts Are Sure The Dow Will Either Rise Or Decline
2>Chickens
My uncle said, 'I wonder what'll happen if I feed gunpowder to my chickens?'
I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
2>I said, 'You'll probably get an eggsplosion.'
Books
Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.
2>Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year, I'm planning to read another one.