Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Snowmen
Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
Santa Claus
What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
Art
Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
Hot Dogs
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
Rabbits
How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
Divorce
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
Soup
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Bark
What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.