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Joke Topic - 'Drawer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Drawer'.

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He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
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Hot Dogs

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Divorce

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you can lose your home.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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Bark

What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.

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