Joke Topic - 'Dracula'

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.