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Joke Topic - 'Dracula'

Here are 17 jokes on the topic - 'Dracula'.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.

What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?

What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?

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