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Joke Topic - 'Dracula'
Here are 17 jokes on the topic - 'Dracula'.
Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
He was a right pain in the neck.
Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
He was out for the Count.
How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
He'll be coffin.
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
A bloodhound.
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
A hampire.
What do you get if you cross Sir Lancelot and Dracula?
A bite in shining armour.
A bite in shining armour.
What is Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Fangs-giving.
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
De-coffin-ated.
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
'Fangs for the memory.'
What is Dracula's least favorite meal?
Steak.
Steak.
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
A bloodmobile.
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
A plasma.