Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What is Count Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.