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Joke Topic - 'Dracula' - 2
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Dracula'.
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
A bloodmobile.
What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
A plasma.
Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
Because he was always coffin.
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.