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Joke Topic - 'Dracula' - Page 2 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Dracula'.

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
Why did Dracula attend art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

Witches

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point?

Girlfriends

Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.

Kings

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die; they just smell that way!

Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.

Ghosts

Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.

Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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