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Joke Topic - 'Dracula' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Dracula'.


What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.

Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

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