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Joke Topic - 'Dracula' - Page 2 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Dracula'.
Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
Because he was always coffin.
Why did Dracula attend art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Why did Dracula's wife leave him?
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Because he was a pain in the neck.
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Elephants
Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
Because they can't remember long stories.
Witches
How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.
She had a dizzy spell.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point?
Doctor: Can you get to the point?
Girlfriends
Jack: I'd go through anything for you.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
Mary: Just the door will be enough.
Kings
Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
Sir Loin.
Professors
Old Chemistry professors never die; they just smell that way!
Ghosts
Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
A skeleton staff took over.
Ghosts
Why did the ghost look so thin?
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Because he was just a shadow of his former self.
Baseball
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Because he stole second base.