Joke Topic - 'Dr Jekyll'

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.