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Joke Topic - 'Doughnuts'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Doughnuts'.

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Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was the more dough he had to put round it.


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Pigs

Why didn't the little pig listen to his father?
Because he was an old boar.
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Psychiatrists

Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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Chip

Some people have a chip on their shoulder.
He has a whole lumberyard.
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?

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