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Joke Topic - 'Doughnut'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Doughnut'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?


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The Butler

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Who's there?
Norma
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