Joke Topic - 'Doughnut'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Doughnut'.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?

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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

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