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Joke Topic - 'Dough' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.
Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
2>Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
1>Because he kneaded the dough.
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker's shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
2>He wanted to steal the dough.
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
1>Because we are all in knead of it.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Father Christmas
Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
1>So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
Dogs
Why did the Labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
1>To try and find a barking space.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.
1>Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow money from you.
Christmas
Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He felt crummy.
1>He felt crummy.
Lightbulbs
How many IBM engineers are required to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
1>None. They just let Marketing promote that 'Dead Bulb' as a feature.
Restaurants
A sign in the window of a restaurant: 'Eat now - Pay waiter.'
1>Snooker
What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
1>One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
Snooker
Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.
1>In the potting shed.
Rome
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
1>Attila the Fun.