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Joke Topic - 'Dough'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.


Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

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What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"

Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.


Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.


What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.


Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

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