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Joke Topic - 'Dough'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.
Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Because he kneaded the dough.
Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
He wanted to steal the dough.
Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
Because we are all in knead of it.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Buffalo
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
"Bye, son!"
Sausage Rolls
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
Push it.
Boyfriends
Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
Walk
What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
A river.
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Bank Robbers
Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Bunny and Clyde.
Merry Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Love To
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.
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