Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Buffalo
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
Sausage Rolls
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
Boyfriends
Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
Walk
What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Bank Robbers
Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
Merry Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
Love To
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
For Granted
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.