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Joke Topic - 'Dough'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.

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Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Married

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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False Teeth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.

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