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Joke Topic - 'Dough'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.

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Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Boyfriends

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
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Walk

What is something that is unable to walk but can run?
A river.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Bank Robbers

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
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Merry Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.
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Love To

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

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