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Joke Topic - 'Dough'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.

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Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Illness

Doctor: Have you had this illness before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, whatever it is, I'm sorry to say you've got it again.
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.
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Work

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
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Blondes

Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

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