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Joke Topic - 'Dough'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Dough'.


Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.

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Doctor: Have you had this illness before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, whatever it is, I'm sorry to say you've got it again.


What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.


There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don�t need a subject.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Bach who?
Bach to work.


Q: What does a blonde make for dinner?
A: Reservations.


You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.


What does a bee call his wife?


"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"


Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

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