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Joke Topic - 'Double'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Double'.


"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"

Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.

Best Behavior

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anya who?
Anya best behavior or else.


How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.


A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.


What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.


Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.


What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.


Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

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