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Joke Topic - 'Double'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Double'.

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"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"
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Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?


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Politicians

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.
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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Stupid

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Brake

I brake for Hallucinations.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Bride

The bride looked stunning and the groom looked stunned.

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