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Joke Topic - 'Door'


Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Door'.

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

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