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Joke Topic - 'Donuts' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Donuts'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
1>Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
1>Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.
1>There was a Scottish baker who tried to economize by making the holes in his doughnuts bigger. He soon gave it up, though. The bigger the hole was, the more dough he had to put around it.
2>Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
1>It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Fish
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
1>In river banks.
Father Christmas
What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
1>They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
Sheep
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
1>A wet blanket.
Eggs
What kind of a guy was Humpty Dumpty?
He was a good egg.
1>He was a good egg.
Pirates
Why did the pirate's phone keep going beep, beep, beep?
Because he had left it off his hook.
1>Because he had left it off his hook.
Robbers
Why did the robber take a bath before he robbed the bank?
So he could make a clean getaway.
1>So he could make a clean getaway.
Burglars
Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
1>He wanted to get his hands on the lute.
Cows
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
1>To the MOO-vies.
Books
Every time I let John borrow a book, he keeps it. He's a professional bookkeeper.
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