What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog with somewhere to store its lead.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low-flying aeroplanes.
What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagents and comes back with last week's newspaper.
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine with a bark worse than its byte.
What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
What dog breed gets on everyone's nerves?
A great pane.