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Joke Topic - 'Dogs' - Page 6 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
1>Yankee poodle!
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
1>A hot-weiler!
What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.
1>A golden receiver.
What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
1>Aard-bark!
What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
1>Ruff.
What do you call a dog that works in a library?
A hush-puppy!
1>A hush-puppy!
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
1>A bark-itect.
What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
2>101 Dull-matians.
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that is able to tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog tale.
2>A shaggy dog tale.
What do you call an alcoholic dog?
A whino.
1>A whino.
What do you get if you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can always count on.
2>A friend you can always count on.
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
2>A dog that chases cars - and catches them.