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Joke Topic - 'Dogs' - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog.
Sit!
Sit!
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Dog Attacks Rocket
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do
Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
Every dog has its day; only a dog with a broken tail has a weak end.
How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
Terrier-fied.
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favorite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
He presses the paws button.
In school, I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
She couldn't afford a dog.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alf.
Alf, who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Who's there?
Alf.
Alf, who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Man: 'Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye.'
Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'
Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'