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Joke Topic - 'Dogs' - Page 3 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'
1>He said, 'Dawg gone.'
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a dog.
Sit!
1>Sit!
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
2>How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Dog Attacks Rocket
1>Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do
2>- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do
Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?
2>Every dog has its day; only a dog with a broken tail has a weak end.
1>How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
1>Terrier-fied.
How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favorite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
2>He presses the paws button.
In school, I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
1>She couldn't afford a dog.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
.
Alf, who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
2>Who's there?
.
Alf, who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Man: 'Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye.'
Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'
2>Little Girl: 'If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes.'