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Joke Topic - 'Dogs' - Page 10 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
1>Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Why did the Labrador dog cross the road?
To try and find a barking space.
1>To try and find a barking space.
Why do most men lead a dog's life?
It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
2>It's a very similar existence. They both come in with muddy feet, make themselves comfortable by the fire and wait to be fed.
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
1>They get jet wag.
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
2>He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
1>He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
1>The cat got his tongue.
Why was the mother flea so upset when her children left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
2>She realized they were all going to the dogs.
Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
1>Because her children were all going to the dogs.