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Joke Topic - 'Dog Biscuits'


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What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.
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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
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Ghosts

What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.
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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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