Joke Topic - 'Dog Biscuits'

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!

Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.

You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.