Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Drunk
I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.
Ghosts
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Scottish
Did you hear about the Scottish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane in his brother's scrapyard.
Buffalo
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
Houses
People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
Cats
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
Alligator
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when - Your income tax refund check bounces.