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Joke Topic - 'Dog Biscuits'


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What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Vacation

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.

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