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Joke Topic - 'Dog Biscuits'


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What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?
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Cats

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Vacation

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Hills

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
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Cows

Q: What do you call a cow that is laying on a barn floor?
A: Ground Beef

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