Joke Topic - 'Dog Biscuits'

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.

He who laughs last is probably your boss.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.