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Joke Topic - 'Dog Biscuits'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dog Biscuits'.

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What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


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Birthdays

When is a birthday cake just like a golf ball?
After it’s been sliced.
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Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

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