Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.
Doctor, doctor, I think a vampire has bitten me.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you must be a little patient.
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well, you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
Doctor, Doctor, I've got rotten teeth, bad breath, and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.