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Joke Topic - 'Doctors' - Page 10 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories


This is page 10 of jokes on the topic - 'Doctors'.

Related Topics: Surgeons (3) Nurses (6) Hospitals (4) Medicine (5)
Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Do perk up, and don't be such a drip.
Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
Patient: Doctor, I've just swallowed a spoon.
Doctor: Sit down and don't stir yourself.
Patient: Doctor, my stomach really hurts!
Doctor: Oh, stop bellyaching, will you!
Patient: Doctor, please help me. I'm under such a lot of stress that I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID IDIOT!
Patient: Doctor, what is the best thing to do when you hear ringing in your ear?
Doctor: Answer it.
Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid idiot!
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzler.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
Patient: Doctor, you must help me; I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I review your notes.
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