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Joke Topic - 'Divorced'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Divorced'.

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Joe: My wife and I would have been divorced years ago if it hadn't been for our kids.
Tom: Oh, you both refused to give them up?
Joe: No, neither of us wanted to take them!

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