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Joke Topic - 'Disorder'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disorder'.


Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

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I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect


Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?


Termites are boring


Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.


Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.

Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!


Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.


Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

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