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Joke Topic - 'Disorder'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disorder'.

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Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.


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Arrogant

I used to be arrogant, but now I'm perfect
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Dentists

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.
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Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Christmas Day

What comes at the very end of Christmas Day?
The letter 'Y' of course!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
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Doctors

Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now, can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.

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