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Joke Topic - 'Disorder'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disorder'.

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Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.


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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Exams

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.

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