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Joke Topic - 'Disorder'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disorder'.

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Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.


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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Scottish

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Golf

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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French

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
Francis where French people live.
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Lawyers

Lawyers don't give bad advice - they charge for it.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
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Computer Programmers

Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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