Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bagpipes
Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!
Currents
He's a few currents short of a fruit cake.
Dance
Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
Roman
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Started Out
I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
Robbery
Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
Lawyers
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Eggs
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of eggs?
He only did it for a yolk.