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Joke Topic - 'Disinformation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disinformation'.

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Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.


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Light Bulbs

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Political

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!
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Boyfriends

You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

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