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Joke Topic - 'Disinformation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disinformation'.

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Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.


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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Bankers

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Clothes

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Cannibals

The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Squirrels

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.

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