Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cowards
Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
Balloon
What did the balloon say to the pin?
'Hi, buster!'
Animals
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Dogs
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
Wife
George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
The Statue Of Liberty
Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
Yodel
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Blondes
What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
Giraffes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.