Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Uncles
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
Scotsmen
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
Dishwasher
My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
Worry
You worry too much about your job. Stop it.
You're not paid enough to worry.
Birthdays
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
Hotel
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Snowmen
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
A Locomotive
What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.