Joke Topic - 'Disco'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disco'.

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

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Writer

Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
A porkupine.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!

What did one computer say to the other computer?
You've got a nice interface.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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