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Joke Topic - 'Disco'


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I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Skeletons

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Cannibals

What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"

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