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Joke Topic - 'Disco'


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I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Marriage

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

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