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Joke Topic - 'Disco'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Disco'.

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I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor I can't stop sneezing - is there anything you can give me?
How about a tissue?
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.
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Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

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