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Joke Topic - 'Diplomacy'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Diplomacy'.


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

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What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.

Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."


Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.

Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.


George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.


Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.

Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.


Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."

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