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Joke Topic - 'Diplomacy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Diplomacy'.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.


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Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Cliffhanger

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cliff.
Cliff who?
Cliffhanger.
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?

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