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Joke Topic - 'Diplomacy'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Diplomacy'.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.


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Light

What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Light Bulbs

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
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Wife

George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Hair

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."

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