Joke Topic - 'Dinosaurs' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Dinosaurs'.

What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

How many software programmers are required to change a lightbulb?
Two. Someone always leaves in the middle of a project.

MABEL: When I'm old and ugly, will you still love me?
PERCY: I do, don't I?

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.