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Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dinosaur'.


What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.

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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.


When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.


You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.


Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.


Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'


Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.


What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.


Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.


Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

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