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Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'


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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.


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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Sausages

Did you hear that the local food factory is not going to make sausages any longer?
They're long enough already.
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Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Sound

Salesman: Would you like to buy these speakers?
Customer: Are you sure that they are a sound investment?

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