Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.