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Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dinosaur'.


What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.

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Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?


Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.


What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.


The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.


What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.


How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

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