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Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'


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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.


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Roman

Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
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Bookkeepers

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figure
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Aunties

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.
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Lawyers

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Lawsuits.
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Screaming

Dentist: Why are you screaming? I haven't started drilling yet.
Patient: I know, but you're standing on my foot.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Frozen

What is white, cold and very quiet?
A frozen silence.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Married

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.

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