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Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dinosaur'.

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.


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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Idiot

Bill: What kind of idiot do you think I am?
John: I don't know. How many kinds are there?
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Soon

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.
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Coffee Beans

Why couldn't the coffee bean go out to play with his friends?
He was grounded.

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