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Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dinosaur'.

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.


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Autopsy

Autopsy is a dying art
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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Lawyers

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

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