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Joke Topic - 'Dinosaur'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dinosaur'.

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What do you get when a dinosaur has a car accident?
Tyrannosarus wrecks.


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Frogs

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.
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Professors

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Teddy Bear

What do you call a teddy bear who has seen a ghost?
Haunted.
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Office

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
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Apes

Where does a baby ape like to sleep?
In an apricot.
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Motorists

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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