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Joke Topic - 'Diners' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Diners'.
Diner: Waiter, I can't eat this soup.
Waiter: I'll get the manager, sir.
Diner: Manager, I can't eat this soup.
Manager: Sorry, sir. I'll get the chef.
Diner: Chef, I can't eat this soup.
Chef: What's wrong with it?
Diner: Nothing - I haven't got a spoon.
3>Waiter: I'll get the manager, sir.
Diner: Manager, I can't eat this soup.
Manager: Sorry, sir. I'll get the chef.
Diner: Chef, I can't eat this soup.
Chef: What's wrong with it?
Diner: Nothing - I haven't got a spoon.
DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
2>WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
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Christmas
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2>Yule Britannia.
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Parrots
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A blab-boon.
2>A blab-boon.
Horses
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a horse.
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2>Doctor: Don't worry, I'll give you something to make your condition more stable!
Kings
Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
2>Sir Loin.
Dogs
Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
2>Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
Politicians
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.
2>Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.