Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Upgrade
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Husband
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
Ducks
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Farmers
What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
Rush Hour
A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A Hole
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.