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Joke Topic - 'Difficult' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Difficult'.

Why be difficult when, with a little bit more effort, you can be completely impossible?
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Perfume

What is a successful perfume called?
A best smeller.

Buses

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.

Detectives

What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.

Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only sparkle in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.

America

What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.

Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
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