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Joke Topic - 'Difficult' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Difficult'.
Why be difficult when, with a little bit more effort, you can be completely impossible?
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Because they're always spotted.
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Perfume
What is a successful perfume called?
A best smeller.
A best smeller.
Buses
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Because he hung around for too long.
Detectives
What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
A counter spy.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Race
Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when the only sparkle in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
Quasi-moo-do.
America
What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.