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Joke Topic - 'Difficult'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Difficult'.
Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
Because they're always spotted.
Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Apartments
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Upgrade
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
Husband
I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.
Ducks
What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.
A duck with the hiccups.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Farmers
What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
An ex-tractor fan.
Rush Hour
A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
Frogs
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A croak and dagger agent.
A Hole
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
A hole in the ground.
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