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Joke Topic - 'Difficult'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Difficult'.

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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?
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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.
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Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!


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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Piano

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
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Lawyers

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
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Ghost

What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Cowboys

'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?

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