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Joke Topic - 'Difficult'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Difficult'.


Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

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Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?


The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


I wouldn't say that my husband is thin, but when he wears a red necktie he looks like a thermometer.


What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.


First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."


What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.

Rush Hour

A new wagon designed for LA rush hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.


What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.

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