Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Santa Claus
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Doctors
Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
Piano
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
Lawyers
Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.
Ghost
What do you get if you cross a ghost with an owl?
A creature that frightens people but doesn't give a hoot.
Your Opinion
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Notice
Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
Cowboys
'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma too early for lunch?