Perfume
What is a successful perfume called?
A best smeller.
Buses
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Detectives
What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you very much.
Race
Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when the only sparkle in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
America
What is found in the middle of America and Australia? The letter R.
Lunch
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for lunch.