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Joke Topic - 'Differences' - 5 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Differences'.
Hamish: 'Do you know the difference between you and a vending machine?'
Jimmy: 'No?'
Hamish: 'You can get a drink from a vending machine.'
Jimmy: 'No?'
Hamish: 'You can get a drink from a vending machine.'
How do you tell the difference between a Computer Scientist and a normal person?
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
Get them to count. The Computer Scientist is the one that starts from zero.
What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down.
A hill is hard to get up, and a pill is hard to get down.
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Outlaws are wanted.
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Computer Programmers
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Giraffes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A long hairbrush.
A long hairbrush.
Cats
And now, spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T.
C, A, T.
Gnomes
Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.
To an elf farm.
Bees
Name the bees' favorite pop star.
Sting.
Sting.
Laughter
You might as well laugh at yourself occasionally; everyone else does.
Water
What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
A kettle.
Cats
Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat - get one flea!
Buy one cat - get one flea!
Politics
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.
In crime, it's take the money and run and in politics it's the other way around.