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Joke Topic - 'Did You Hear'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Did You Hear'.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.


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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Bees

What kind of bees live in a graveyard?
Zombees.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Apartments

Nan: How do you like your new studio apartment?
Dan: I have no room for complaint.
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Ducks

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.
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Snooker

What is the difference between a gardener and a snooker player?
One minds his peas, and the other minds his cues.
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Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!

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