Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - D / Joke Topic - Did You Hear - 1

Joke Topic - 'Did You Hear'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Did You Hear'.

$text4

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Pilots

Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
$text4

Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
$text4

Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
$text4

Scottish

Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
$text4

Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
$text4

Football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
$text4

Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
$text4

Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
$text4

Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

This is page 1 of 1