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Joke Topic - 'Did You Hear'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Did You Hear'.
Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
He was gladiator.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pilots
Did you hear about the pilot who bailed out?
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
He said, 'Bi-plane.'
Cricket
Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
Because they both need a good batter.
Barman
What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
Olive or twist?
Scottish
Why do pipers like to march as they play the bagpipes?
A moving target is harder to hit.
A moving target is harder to hit.
Leave
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Football
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Mice
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
Work
Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Brake dance.
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