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Joke Topic - 'Diamond Ring'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Diamond Ring'.


Joe bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this rather extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted a Mercedes sports car."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake one of those?"

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