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Joke Topic - 'Detective'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Sherlock Bones.
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
Sherlock Foams.
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Helicopter
What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
A jellycopter.
Pigs
Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
Because he is a squealer.
Mother
John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
Milk Shakes
Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
Nervous cows.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
Go on, hop it!
Good Luck
"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
"A rash of good luck!"
Offices
Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
Girlfriends
Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
Work
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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