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Joke Topic - 'Detective'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.

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What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


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Cats

Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Dumb

I'm not as dumb as you look.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

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