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Joke Topic - 'Detective'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.


What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.

What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.

Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.


What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.

Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.


I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!


Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!

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