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Joke Topic - 'Detective'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.


What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.


Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?

Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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