Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
Did you hear about the cat who drank 3 bowls of milk?
He set a new lap record.
Pessimists
How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
Disco
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
Cannibals
Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
Dumb
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Men
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
Flies
'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts
them."
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.