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Joke Topic - 'Detective'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.

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What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
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Ghosts

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Snowball

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
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Cereal

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!

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