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Joke Topic - 'Detective'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.

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What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Milk Shakes

Where do milk shakes come from?
Nervous cows.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!
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Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.
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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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