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Joke Topic - 'Detective'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Sherlock Bones.
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
Sherlock Foams.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.
Well, don't point him at me.
Ghosts
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo!
Bamboo!
Man
Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
A: Toes Go In First.
Fish
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
The scales.
Snowball
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
Cereal
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.
Puzzles
What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
They go to pieces.
Faithful
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
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