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Joke Topic - 'Detective'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.

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What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Mother Superior

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Talking

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Light Bulbs

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!

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