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Joke Topic - 'Detective'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Sherlock Bones.
What is another name for a store detective?
A counter spy.
A counter spy.
Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
Sherlock Foams.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rabbits
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a
frog?
A bunny ribbit.
A bunny ribbit.
Mother Superior
And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.
Attila the Nun.
Cows
What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
The daily moospaper!
Paranoid
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Talking
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.
Politicians
The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
Light Bulbs
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.
Stupid
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen.
Well sit down and write your name!
Well sit down and write your name!
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