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Joke Topic - 'Detective'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Detective'.

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What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Ducks

What kind of ducks rob bank vaults?
Safe quackers.
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Girlfriends

Last night I told my girlfriend that I would go to the end of the world for her, and she said, "Yes but would you stay there?"
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Umbrellas

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

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