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Joke Topic - 'Designs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Designs'.

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What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.


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Snow

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'
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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Woodworm

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
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Phone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Cats

What did the cat do after he had eaten some cheese?
He waited by a mouse hole with baited breath.
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Magnet

What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
You are very attractive.

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