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Joke Topic - 'Designs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Designs'.


What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

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Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.


Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.


Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand


I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.


What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.


Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.

Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper


Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

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