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Joke Topic - 'Designs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Designs'.

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What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.


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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Programmers

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
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Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

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