Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Wolf
Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
Henry VIII
Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
Glasses
Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
Bars
I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
Elephants
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Abbreviation
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Free
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Vacation
What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they are going on vacation?
The bear essentials.