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Joke Topic - 'Designs'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Designs'.


What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.


Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.

Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.


Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.


I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.


Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.


Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?


Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?


What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they are going on vacation?
The bear essentials.

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