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Joke Topic - 'Designs'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Designs'.

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What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.


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Police

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Glasses

Tim: I hear you use three pairs of glasses.
Tom: That's right. One for reading, one for distance, and one to look for the other two.
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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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Free

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Vacation

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they are going on vacation?
The bear essentials.

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