Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
Baby
What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
Teachers
Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
Wealthy
What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
Black And White
What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
Drums
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
Pets
What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
Wife
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
Lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!