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Joke Topic - 'Departure'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Departure'.

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What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.


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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Wealthy

What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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Black And White

What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
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Drums

The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
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Pets

What kind of pets like to lay around the house all day?
Car-pets!
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Wife

My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money and I don't have any.
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

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