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Joke Topic - 'Deodorant'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Deodorant'.

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Did you hear about the new deodorant that has just been invented? It is called "Vanish".
You spray it on and you become invisible - so no one knows where the smell is coming from.
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You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.


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