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Joke Topic - 'Deny'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Deny'.

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Man Denies He Committed Suicide


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Idiots

Why did the idiot put on wet trousers?
Because the label said 'wash and wear.'
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Mummies

Why are mummies so selfish?
Because they are all wrapped up in themselves.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Lettuce

What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Bugs

What kind of bugs are found in clocks?
Ticks.
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.

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