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Joke Topic - 'Deny'

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Man Denies He Committed Suicide

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Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.

The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

Good Luck

"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"


Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni


Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.


Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college graduate.
Traffic Cop: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.


Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.


What do you call a man and woman who keep showing you up in front of your friends?
Mum and Dad!


What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.

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