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Joke Topic - 'Deny'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Deny'.

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Man Denies He Committed Suicide


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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.
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Baseball

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.
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Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Mother

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
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Married

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
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Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Cars

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.

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