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Joke Topic - 'Deny'

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Man Denies He Committed Suicide

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A Bakery

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in a bakery?
So he could just loaf around all day.


Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.

Punk Rockers

How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.


Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

Santa Claus

Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.


Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.


If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.

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