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Joke Topic - 'Deny'


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Man Denies He Committed Suicide


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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Sociologists

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.
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Pigs

What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

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