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Joke Topic - 'Deny'

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Man Denies He Committed Suicide

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Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.


Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!


How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.


What kind of pigs are you likely to find on the highway?
Road hogs.

The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.


Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."


Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.


Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.

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