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Joke Topic - 'Deny'


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Man Denies He Committed Suicide


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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Listened

Joe: Oh, I wish I'd listened to my mother!
Will: Why? What did she tell you?
Joe: I don't know! I didn't listen!
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Dentists

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.
Have you taken anything for it?

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