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Joke Topic - 'Dentists' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Dentists'.


What does a dentist call x-rays?

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

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