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Joke Topic - 'Dentists' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Dentists'.

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What does a dentist call x-rays?
tooth-pics.
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What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).
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What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.
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Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.

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