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Joke Topic - 'Delegate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Delegate'.

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


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Chickens

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
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Flies

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Ship

What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.
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Bars

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.

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