Joke Topic - 'Delegate'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Delegate'.

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.

Marriage is like a bath tub....once you are in it for awhile it's not so hot.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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