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Joke Topic - 'Delegate'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Delegate'.


When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.


C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.


Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


What should you do with a sick ship?
Take it to the doc.


I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.

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