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Joke Topic - 'Delegate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Delegate'.

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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.


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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.
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Egyptian

What do you call an overweight Egyptian mummy?
Two ton Carmen.
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Jewelry

What do you call a piece of jewelry that has been lost in the long grass on a golf course?
A diamond in the rough.
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Ducks

What goes 'kcauq, kcauq'?
A duck flying backwards.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Boyfriend

Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.
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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

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