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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.

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This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


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Vampires

Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Elephants

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Roosters

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

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