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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.

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This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Vacation

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Doctors

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."
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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Book

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.

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