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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.

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This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Bankrupt

Did you hear about the guy who went bankrupt in the laundry business?
He said he was all washed up.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Soda

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
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Daughter

She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still!
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Fish

What do you call a large fish that makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather!
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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