Joke Topic - 'Decisions'

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.

George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

Bill: I just finished my first book.
Joe: Well done.
Bill: Thanks. Next year I'm planning to read another one.