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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.


This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?


What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'


When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.


How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.


Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!


Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.


Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.


What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.


If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning

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