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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.


This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?

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Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.


What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.


My girlfriend's cooking is just like a good man, hard to keep down.


Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'


How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.


What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.


DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

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