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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.


This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?

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What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.


What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.


My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.


What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!


Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.


A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.


This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

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