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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.

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This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Australians

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
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Stomach

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
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Detective

Which famous English detective loved to relax in a bubble bath?
Sherlock Foams.
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Salesman

Why was the clock salesman bored?
He had too much time on his hands.
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Successful

What do you get if you cross a successful book with perfume.
A best smeller.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning

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