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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.

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This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Golf

The man who takes up golf to take his mind off his 'work' often takes up Work to take his mind off golf.
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Jacket

What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
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Wife

My wife is a great lover - of cream cakes.
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Sharks

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
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The Cops

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

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