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Joke Topic - 'Decisions'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Decisions'.

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This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?


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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor and said, 'Some days, I get the strange feeling that I'm a golf club.'
The doctor said, 'Can I join?'
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Teachers

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Goose

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Prisoners

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

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