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Joke Topic - 'Debate'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Debate'.

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Debate about hanging suspended


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Armageddon

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Stealing

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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Animals

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
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Employees

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

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