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Joke Topic - 'Deafness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Deafness'.

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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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Leave

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.
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Snow

Why is it not a good idea to wear snow boots?
Because they'll melt.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!

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