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Joke Topic - 'Deafness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Deafness'.

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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend has a complexion like a peach.
All yellow and fuzzy.
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Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
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Dracula

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?
Steak.
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Christmas

What does a monster write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season.
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Chicken

DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.

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