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Joke Topic - 'Deafness'


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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.


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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Animals

What type of animal is no fun at a party?
A boar!
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A boa constructor.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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Dracula

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

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