Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bananas
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
Sausages
What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
Woman
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
Ants
Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
Skeletons
Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
Grandad
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you
do.'
Cats
Cats flattened while you watch.
Christmas
Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.