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Joke Topic - 'Dawn'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dawn'.

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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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Dyslexic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Factory

Billy: Why did you quit your job at the toffee factory?
Joe: I bit off more than I could chew.
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Candles

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

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