Joke Topic - 'Dawn'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dawn'.

What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

Cats flattened while you watch.

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

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