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Joke Topic - 'Dawn'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dawn'.

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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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Light Bulbs

How many real men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Chilli

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.
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Landlord

The landlord said he wanted me to treat the place like my own home. So I did - I didn't pay the rent.
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Snakes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a set of building blocks?
A boa constructor.
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Prisoner

What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
A jail bird.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

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