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Joke Topic - 'Dawn'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dawn'.


What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.


Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.


Include Your Children when Baking Cookies


How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.


Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.


Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.


What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.


Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.

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