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Joke Topic - 'Dawn'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Dawn'.

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What time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.


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Bananas

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Skeletons

Why are skeletons always so calm?
Nothing can get under their skin.
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Grandad

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
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Cats

Cats flattened while you watch.
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.

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