Joke Topic - 'Dawn'

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming but you can't do anything to stop it.

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.